Girl! Female!! Women!!!

The most admirable , praise able  & most importantly unpredictable creature of GOD who can turns anyone's life into blissful hell.

Everyone of us must have lucky experience to encounter with this social animal & few of them might have some bizzard experiences too of this almighty creature.

Unmatched Indian women proves her excellency in this field too.Science claims women have marginally less brain as compared to men, i doubt it because as the only creature in the world who can dares to fight for a logical thing in  illogical matter & also won the argument too....Hats off indian women!!!

Some studies proves that Indian men can handle job pressure &  can eaisly survive through huge finance burden  as compared to any other men over the globe. Reason behind this,,or advantage Indian men of tolerating experiences of tolerating Indian women is much more stressful than any other task.All thanks to Indian women who makes us capable of handling such huge recessions.

Jokes apart, not only us but the whole world is proud of Indian women. We can find lots of examples starting Kalpana chawla, Pratabhia patil, Aishwary rai.........there are many more in this uncountable list !!!

Year REPLACED

Finally, Wait is over for the New Year 2012. Till now every part of globe has experienced change in date in their mobiles. Many of us cheered the 2011 but some have bitter experiences too, never mind life is not a bed of roses, the only thing matter is 2011 was the past.

The experiences 0F 20 New Year eves till of now, I can confidently argue that nothing has changed in all these 20 years we just keep on replacing the digits this time figure 2011 teminated by 2012.

Time doesn’t stop for anyone; I am too suffered by the agents of change. But one thing that time can’t steal from me is   memories of 2011.

Starting from January, A new year 2011 comes with lost hopes I was newly adopted member of betrayed lovers community, then  I have taken a resolution to do something & successfully ended this year by doing nothing ( what else I can do.. when I don’t know what I want to do ..)

Coming to the February & March, these were tiny 59 days of my life. The only thing I can recall from my rusted mind that I have debited so much money to help these poor Cineplex. Some of money was also make his way to charity   restaurants.

Finally the busiest month of April, may, June & July have been passed in doing assignments, exams & how can I forgot about the internship in MARUTI SUZUKI.

After doing my summer training there I have realized engineering is not my kind of beer, bcoz I like Vodka …. (….there is nothing to be amazed: P) after meeting some smart corporate ladies  there, I can smell my vodka from them & finally take a decison to make my carrier in  Masters in Business Administration. Then I came across one thing every man’s life is dominated by three WWW, one is Women, other is Wine & last one Wealth. I too was dominated by first ‘W’ at that time. The vodka corporate woman doesn’t know how her innocent looks changed my life by diverting my ambitions from engineering to business. (For all who doesn’t about my education I want to tell that I am screwing my life in mechanical engineering). At last I ended up this month with keeping an eye of big corporate personalities & their luxuries life styles too.

Coming to the memorable month of August , I have start Bogging  with no more viewers and Zer0 followers but never mind now you all here for boosting me.

In the month of September, I got promotion from betrayed lover community to the search love community. Finally came across a old vague crush (I hope someone has got the hint of her self: P ). .Now crushes got color of friendship.

The only month I wanna to eliminate from my life is 0ctober 2011 due some of  unwanted happenings.

Coming to chilly nights of November & December I remained myself busy in counting sleepless hours of night. Sometime it were for you ( my viewers…), sometime it was my novel , some time it was Tom cruise .

ON 31^st December, I have welcomed this day with a Exam, I don’t know how I gave my exam but now it doesn’t matter. It was a past..

Finally new year is here with same set of people of with their same egoistic mindsets…(I am talking about you; my Enemies…)

But I wanna to wish you too…A happy New Year & wish to remain my enemies this year too.For all those who make the wrong perception after reading this line & I want to make them clear that without enemies you can’t enjoy the friendship. So thank you to all my friends & well wishers also my viewers ,I hope coming 12 months, 365 days, 8760 hours & 52500 minutes will be special for all.

At last one last question I wanna to ask from every single viewer

So did we really land upon a New year or we just replaced the digits !

TRAGIC or DELIGHT year

Last Monday of the year

Till now we have seen so many Mondays…..with the unending spirit of Monday never ends.

 After saying goodbye 51 Mondays, we are here again to mourn the last & 52^nd Monday of the year 2011. This year gives us very uneven experiences of bad & worst.. While a ray of hope of terror free world comes with the assassination of Osama bin laden on  of the Monday of the year . This year Monday being so tragic destructed every sector around the world, Japan tops the list being suffered a lot due to uncontrollable nuclear emission resulting into major lose both in lives & property killing 15,840 and leaving another 3,926 missing, but this can be seen from other side too Japan has become example for every other country including India who is considering nuclear power as a major source of energy in coming future.

Thinking why Monday has put so destruction everywhere, we can consider it this way as Monday celebrated as the day of Lord Shiva & we all know Lord Shiva is GOD of destruction. I don’t mind to award Monday as Tragic day of the year.

Now turning to be little optimistic by thinking a quote from Hindu Mythology,

” Everything happens for a purpose of Good.” But what we get after losing a great inspirational figure Steave Jobs? What good it was in Japan after so much destruction.?

Now talking about some good things that happened across the world.It was Monday too on 31^st October when our global population crosses the mark of seven billion, one more good thing happens when America puts Iraq war to end having a peace environment over there

No one can stop the future to come to shock the people with its happenings Even being the common man we can’t do anything except to being affected from the effect of Nature.

This is the common man ,who welcomes everyday without having any bitter memories of past. I salute the spirit of everyone who still waits for Monday like never before with it skyrocketing hopes!!!

Sachin Tendulker :BHARAT RATNA

May be it is time to be overjoyed for all cricket lovers,who considered Sachin Ramesh Tendulker  as 'GOD' but at the same time for all persons belonging to other sports are in the state of jeopardy.The most prestigious & greatest honor of the country to be given to any civilian "BHARAT RATNA" is opening its field to consider sports personality too. Initially  this award is limited to persons belongs to Arts,Science,Literature & public fields but now cabinet ministry has taken approval to consider sports too by making some amendments in constitution.

 

For an Indian, sports can  only be synchronized with cricket and government has planned to consider the name of Sachin Tendulker for highest civilian award in field of sport. It makes Sachin himself proud as well as his fans present over the globe who worship him as 'GOD OF CRICKET' 

Sports is field of Records and some one has rightly said "Records are meant to be broken".No doubt Sachin has earned number of record during his life & still his hunger of records doesn't have a full stop.He is the leading run-scorer and century maker in Test and One day international He is the first male player to score a double century in ODI cricket.Tendulkar is the first and the only player in Test Cricket history to score fifty centuries, and the first to score fifty centuries in all international cricket combined, Presently he has 99 century combined. He has numerous record with him.

Recently ,as we all know Sehwag has hit double ton against west indies breaking Sachin's record.

BHART RATNA should be only given to those unique personality are unique in their fields, who are born once in lifetime, to a person who admired over the globe. By giving BHART RATNA ,does Indian government takes a guarantee that there will be no Sachin Tendulker in future. 

Before Sachin ,there was Kapil Dev , a world cup winning team captain a legendary man of records now Sachin has taken it's position & in future there will be some one else who will take the sachin's position makes to our country proud.

I am not against Sachin Tendulker for considering him for honor. Sachin was gem of India & will continue to be.....

I just want to express my regard to consider various other sports legendary from others fields too.It will only bigger the viod between between cricket and other sports which results into less sponsorship to others sports ultimately effects into poor performance of players in other sports.

Viswanathan anand  World champions of Indian origin game Chess. Abhinav Bindra ,ace shotter who bags gold medal during Beijing Olympic. Dhayan chand , a man of honor respected  by all hockey players over the globe. How can  we neglect that?

Are  we doing justice to consider only Sachin for a award & neglecting various other who need it first

a WASTED DAY!!

14 December 2011

My brain cells have lost their ammunition to conclude whether the day went as partially spoiled or I actually spoiled it fully. Living in most spiritual country where more than half of the population awake before sunrise only to come at holy places and make sounds as high as they want to show the rest of population that they are awake. But I have to gone to virtual reality when my mom has shocked their presence in room & pointed the hand toward wall clock. IT’S SHOWING 6 AM…now everyone in my home has completed their journey to dreams so I have to go through the torture of sleep too. So first 25% part of day actually spent with my laptop. All thanks to Mr. Mark Zuckerbug!!

But this time I am the prisoner for next uncounted time to my bed. i was up with the phone ring which showing me time 3 PM, thinking of only one thing upto now many of  friends have taken their lunch & I haven’t taken breakfast yet. After coming into action rushed directly went to kitchen & become confused what should I asked for? “ A BREAKFAST” or “ A LUNCH” then I suddenly asked for FOOD simply .

Now it’s time for some socialising & made a decision to waste in  French class too.

I was home again but this time clock being kind to me shows me the time 6PM, realising me of the time of morning. IT’s time again for exercise for my stomach cells. A day without TV can’t possible. So I finally thought just to say hello to my television by pressing Red button. Being a TV,still human’s best friend mine too!! He never let go out, so I finally taken dinner in front of him

This time clock seems little bit impatient & shows me 10 pm.

It’s 2 hrs left for a new day…new beginning…..new hopes….

But I am the same.. with old room  old habits  old name

A self written poetry...

EVERYONE AND I

We are not here to attend the classes

But we made for bunk in masses

People eyed me and say   I am fool

But who cares I know I am cool

Everybody is concern about their grades

 which make them work  everyday

But why should I   because I know 

I can compete them anyway

Everyone is busy in finding their crush everyday

But why I am rushing toward one girl  since yesterday

Everybody is becoming a day older by the way

But why I am shorting my life  everyday..

Everyone is enjoying  doing their routine work day by day

But why I wanna to eloped  from my life everyday

Everyone has reaching closer to their goals everyday

But why I find myself still in midway

Here everyone wants to make  million everyday in every possible way

But why I am getting healthier day by day

Everyone is busy in pulling down the others every way

But why I didn’t find my rope anyway

Here everyone wants to become topper in their way

But why i wanna to become an engineer in my way

Here i find a new mugger everywhere

but why i realized my self a thinker anywhere

Here everyone wants the fame

but nobody is ready to take the pain

here everyone wants to become the best

then why they all  care about rest

Here everyone is sad in counting the troubles everyday

But why am I thankful to God for blessing anyway

Here everyone is putting off limits in their way

But why am I am not stop dreaming in the day

Here everyone comes for winning

But I know how to cherish in my loosing

Life of 1/2 Engineer

Some says,"college takes man out of boy"  but i would say college takes virginity out of student. 
some says,"college is place for fun" but i would say college is like working under naked sun where no hopes to escape before 4 yrs.

Before entering to college i have many fantasy about the holy place like college but everything went in vain.....and realize it a prison

Life of half engineer is completely different from the ones who entering the college or who graduated from colleges or so called engineers working for big software firms and pissing off their respective asses in front of small  screens.

so, coming to the point how the life of half engineer is different..it is a phase of life when prof starts discussing about some real problems even when we aren't able to solve the basic ones  but still we are doing it with the same zeal. it's a time when  our parents starts dreaming of high payed jobs even when we have bunch of pending exams in our hand.

The most imp. question when pings me every night because in day's time i don't have time for useless thoughts.      lolz ............."what should we call ourself"
we are the half engineers because we have got everything half....we are enjoying half the moment as we have half tensions of future.........
half happiness
half beers
half cigrattes
now even my call plan has shifted to 1/2 paisa per second

THIS IS THE LIFE OF HALF ENGINEER,,, 
Life has taken a new turn at this phase .....where we do mistakes intentionally...........just to saw the effect ot it...

Before coming to an end,,,just wanna to say....time is running on a single track .....so enjoy it to full extent,,,